Boom! It's on! One thousand hits since like April, dudes, and only maybe 200 are me obsessively clicking on my own blog to check the hit count. I know a lot of the people reading this have blogs, and I know some of you probably get that in a couple of days, but for me this feel like big things. Now someone give me a job.

In other news, DJ Shadow comes off real stupid. Apparently DJ Screw did the screwed version of U Gotta Feel Me from beyond the graaaaaave. Hey Shadow, it's cool that you like Southern rap and all, but don't talk about it if you don't know shit about it. Lil Jon is a rapper? Lil Flip may someday reach the dizzying heights of Outkast and Cee-Lo? Cut Chemist is worth listening to? Backpackers, I swear to God...