This is sort of like how it felt when I found out pro wrestling was fake.

I don't think Bridget understood how totally I expected Kerry to win up until, like, this afternoon. She never thought he'd win. Bridget is a domestic violence crisis counselor. Every day, she helps women who have been beaten, raped, threatened with death. She's a lot better-acquainted with hate and evil than I ever have been. I should've listened to her.