So it's been like a week and a half since I posted here, huh? I'm guessing things are going to be pretty dead around here for a while. I can finally talk about this in public now: Bridget, my wife, is pregnant. I am going to be a dad. She's a couple months in, due next May, and we're all kinds of amped about it. But this means I'm not really doing anything except working, cooking dinner sometimes, and watching old action movies on my laptop after she's fallen asleep. (Rolling Thunder: amazing. Branded to Kill: dogshit.) I could blog about that stuff, I guess, but I'm guessing nobody would actually want to read about it. So stay tuned for six months from now when this thing becomes baby picture central.