I was walking past a bus stop on the way to Lexington Market for lunch just now, and this enormous guy was waiting for the bus, singing loud in this unbelievably awful nasal voice (like Mike Jones when he sort of tries to sing) with a couple of smaller dudes standing and listening very intently. He was singing "Locked Up" but changing the lyrics: "Locked up but they let me out / They fucked up when they let me out." I'm ready to leave Baltimore, but I'll miss it.

Someone at Rap-A-Lot just asked for my mailing address. Life is good.