So Joseph Ratzinger is the new Pope. Awesome, dudes. It's nice to see that the Cardinals managed to make just about every wrong decision in their selection. It's nice to know that they were never going to pick someone who wasn't white or who might one day consider the possibility of letting a woman become a priest. It's just so cool that they managed to come up with an archconservative European former nazi. I cannot even tell you how glad I am that the Church I was raised into, that my sister was just confirmed into last month, is determined to make itself obsolete. Great going, guys. Really swell work.

EDIT: Dude looks like Zell Miller too. Whatever.