This is an open invitation. If you play for the Detroit Pistons, and you're reading this, I will buy you a beer. You could be Darko, I don't give a fuck. Want a beer, Darko? Want a beer, Elden Campbell? Cool! Beers all around! If you're a starter or Antonio McDyess, I'll get you drunk. If you're Rasheed Wallace, I'll buy you weed or shrooms or whatever you want. This offer remains good even if you lose on Thursday. But don't lose on Thursday.